Order for Monty

"What is your first name?" the young man behind the counter asked after I ordered my lunch today.

"Bonnie, " I said.

"M-O-N-T-Y?" he asked as he typed the letters into his register.

"No, Bonnie. As in 'my bonnie lies over the ocean," I said.

"Oh. Sorry. It's already in as 'Monty' so that's the name they'll call," he said.

...I'm not the only one who can't hear.